J.LO is throwing on her Louboutins

Ass shaking, man eating, Louboutin loving Jennifer Lopez is releasing a song called Louboutins, yes, after the shoe GOD. The video should be fab and it better have some custom Loubs or shit will go down people.

 Listen here:

(photo source: net-a-porter.com)

Lovely.

The fabulous http://www.sartorialist.blogspot.com/ posted this picture, which is being used as part of his work for burberry`s "The Art Of The Trench website" and it really stood out as this woman clearly has devine style. Just look and see how effortlessly she has "thrown" this outfit together. GRAND.

FASHION POLICE: STOP THIS FASHION VIOLATION!

The latest craze to hit fast-fashion is Jeggings (jean-leggings), and they are heinous. People please stop wearing the fugly and totally unacceptable crimes against fashion and invest in a mirror. There is nothing attractive about these "pants".

Pharrell x Moncler

Pharrell Williams has designed a collection of outerwear for plastic fantastic label Moncler. The move is noit surprising as Williams has a strong presence in the fashion world, most notably due to his collaborations with Marc Jacobs for Louis Vuitton.

(below) The "Bulletproof" jacket by Pharrell Williams for Moncler.

RIP

Supermodel Daul Kim has been found dead in her parisian apartment. A true beauty. SAD.

(photo source: voguekorea.com)

Ungaro: What will happen?

Come early 2010 the world will see the second collection from Emanuelle Ungaro with Lindsay Lohan as it`s creative director. Will the collection be a hit or miss?

Personally I believe Lohan was unfairly criticized because obviously the designer, Estrella Archs, is the creator of the outfits and Lindsay merely gives her advice on little things, not that the media mentioned that little piece of info when running headlines saying "Lindsay ruins Ungaro".

(photo source: style.com)

Tonights the night

The Circus starring Britney Spears is in Sydney tonight. LOTS of pictures coming!

A Fashionably Bad Romance

  The latest video from Lady Gaga is fiercely stylish and oh so avant garde.

(above) Gaga wears several looks from Alexander McQueen, including a variety of these FIERCE shoes. Only Gaga could pull it off.

(above) Morticia Adams + A Lady + 2 Crack pipes + A Rainbow = Lady Gaga aka FIERCE

(below) Madonna, eat your heart out! A fab take on the Gaultier conical bra.

(above) These stills of the video are amazing! Their fashion photography themselves! Just look that the fragile, yet severe nature of this photograph.

Bad Romance is available on http://www.itunes.com/

A Bird? A Plane? A Fish? Weapons Of Mass Destruction? No, it`s McQueen!

These couture fabulous shoes by Alexander McQueen were for show only, but due to much demand, thanks in part to Lady Gaga, the house may release them on a charity basis!

Let the lawsuits begin......

Ummm? Lawsuit much? Costco Warehouse Shopping Club in New York City is selling "Louis Vuitton", "Tod`s" & "Burberry" bags, with the Vuitton`s Speedy Bag (real photo at the Costco, above) sold out at $589 a piece...so not only are they selling counterfit goods but they are also ripping off customers by hundreds. Sad.

This comes on the heels of Costco Melbourne, Australia`s first Costco, sells "Fendi" bags which im sure im the only one to have noticed.

FAKE = BAD

Victoria`s Secret: Asia Edition

Liu Wen (above) is to be the first Asian model to grace the Victoria`s Secret runway come November 12th, could this lead to an Angel contract?

One of the top Asian supermodels, Liu Wen has been been on the cover of many magazines and fronted campaigns for DKNY, Calvin Klein, Barney`s New York, Gap, Converse, Shanghai Tang and Benneton.

(photo source: marylinagency.com)

Pakistan Fashion Week: Teaser

Your first look at Pakistan Fashion Week. More to come.

Interesting.

Luella: (temporarily) No more!

The fabulousness that is The House of Luella Bartley has temporarily ceased trading until a new investor can be found. The drama due to the main investor of the label, which had posted a 10% profit rise, abrubtley pulled out. SAD.

A very Galliano Christmas

Above is the sketch of the Christmas tree to be displayed at Claridge`s London and is designed by John Galliano.

The sketch shows a parody of the traditional Christmas tree with elements of surrealism and minimalism. Très Chic.

Obsession du jour: Miroslava Duma Part II

Fabulous Chanel Suit accessorised with black patent Christian Louboutin Privè Heels and a black patent croc Hèrmes 35cm Birkin. CLASSY.

This Jean-Paul Gaultier blazer fits her body perfectly and love the geeky-cool glasses. EFFORTLESS.

So young and fresh, this Chanel top and Topshop denim frill skirt combo is capped off perfectly with the unstructured oversized clutch and the "easy" hair.

Carine Roitfeld has a Gaga moment.....

....and pulls it off!

Carine Roitfeld attednded Nicolas Pol's "The Martus Maw" opening, presented by her son Vladimir Restoin Roitfield and RVCA last night.

Lady Gaga will be proud to see her "no underwear" trend she has found its way to French Vogue.

P.S. Love the Louboutin boots.

Ouch.

"I don’t even remember much about my time at Yves Saint Laurent, though I do think some of my best collections were [there] — other than that black-and-white initial one. That one wasn’t very successful and wasn’t very good. But being at Yves Saint Laurent was such a negative experience for me even though the business boomed while I was there. Yves and his partner, Pierre Bergé, were so difficult and so evil and made my life such misery. I’d lived in France off and on and had always loved it. I went to college in France. It wasn’t until I started working in France that I began to dislike it. They would call the fiscal police, and they would show up at our offices. You are not able to work an employee more than 35 hours a week. They’re like Nazis, those police. They’d come marching in, and you had to let them in and they’d interview my secretary. And they can fine you and shut you down. Pierre was the one calling them. I’ve never talked about this on the record before, but it was an awful time for me. Pierre and Yves were just evil. So Yves Saint Laurent doesn’t exist for me."
                                                                               - Tom Ford

Loves it.

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Its nearly time....

Christmas is upon us my dear friends, so lets help our economies and shop, shop, shop for ourselves for those special people in our lives.

(illustration courtesy of Chanel)

Frivolous Divinity; Lanvin.

Lanvin Spring 2010 = wardrobe nessecity. TRUST ME.

Dolce & Gabanna starring Scarlett Johansson

Louboutin, will you marry me?

Christian Louboutin can do no wrong in my eyes (and millions of others). Just look at this FABULOUS silver-tone studded platform slingback. This is what you NEED if you want to look devine on your wedding day, or just pair it with some black skinny jeans and a hot (and tame) corset with some "sex" hair and be the envy of every girl and gay you walk past. LOVES IT.

(photo source: neimanmarcus.com)

Hansel & Gretel go Gaga

The ever avant garde Lady Gaga, supermodel/actress Lily Cole and model Andrew Garfield appear in the  Vogue US December issue (not the cover). Hansel and Gretel are portrayed by Cole and Garfield whilst Lady Gaga is the witch. The fabulous photography is courtesy of financially ruined fantastic lens woman Annie Leibovitz.

Oh to have been a fly on the wall of that shoot...Andrè Leon Talley sitting in a chair with sunglasses on even though its inside, Anna Wintour shouting at fashion assistants and Lady Gaga, well, being Lady Gaga all whilst "Paparazzi" is blaring all around.DREAMY.

Who new Anna was a fan?

Whore!

A fabulously contemporary magazine highlariously named Whore! has just deleivered their first issue, and its promising. Presenting all you would expect in an excellent magazine but from a perspective never done before. GET YOUR FIERCE COPY NOW.

Oh and readers can do reviews of products, books, people and fashion with the best being published on their blog! how fun! (click link below to become a Whore!)
(photo source: http://www.whoremagazine.net/)

GIVE.ME.A.BREAK: It`s Britney, Bitch!

Listen up people, the Australian media have and always will pick on anyone they can just to sell their shit and now they have crossed the line.

Rebekah Devlin, a journalist with really no career decided to fabricate some stories about Miz BRITNEY SPEARS and what she has done is despicable.


An open letter to Rebekah Devlin:

Dear Ms. Devlin,
You and your minute career are finished. Had the thought ever crossed your mind that after your little made up story on Britney, that no fans would say ALL that you said was a lie? The fact that you have stooped so low amazes me and makes me ashamed to be Australian.

Now, if due to your reckless actions the tour is cancelled and i dont get to see it in Sydney, I will personally hunt you down and make you more sorry than you have ever been in your sad little pathetic life.

P.S. I know what you look like so PLEASE get a make-over (and a stylist).

Yours sincerely, CLOSET/KEEPER.

SUPERMODEL

The beautiful, the fabulous, the physically gifted, the supermodel, Gemma Ward, the Australian model who has taken the modelling world and media by storm has announced through a rep. that she does not intend to return to modelling in the foreseeable future. The sad news comes on the heels of vicious and despicaple comments on her weight.

OH.HELL.NO. This is Gemma Ward people! Prada runway debut at 15! DOZENS of Vogue covers and LAUNCHES! LEAVE HER ALONE!

Hmmm...

Is it just me or does it seem like somewhere in Heidi Klum`s Victoria`s Secret contract it says "must have baby right before every VS show"?

The woman is a reproduction maachine (no offence) and it seams as thoufh she does really have a baby right before every show then turns up at the show and looks better than all the other Angels...except Miranda Kerr.

One BIG step for Pakistan (and fashion)

Pakistan has announced that it will be holding it`s first official Fashion Week in spite of Taliban threats against it.
Good on the designers and organisers for standing up for themselves in the face of such disgusting adversity incited by a sexist, racist and homophobic group of delinquents.
Cant wait to post the photos of the shows as soon as i can!


Kiss my ass Osama!

Christian Siriano for Payless: FIERCE

Christian Siriano, Project Runway winner up-and-definatley-coming designer and all round FIERCENESS, has launched a collection with Payless and it must be said...HOT.

(above) This blue bootie is fabulously detailed with it`s zipper pull and gold-tone blue print. Wear with skinny jeans and loose top for day or pair them with a simple body-con black dress for a night out.

(below) Simple yet still great, this tote has the perfect proportions and the chain detailing is lovely.

(below) For your inner goth pair these killer patent boots with whatever you want in an Olsen twins way to look stylish.

(Photo source: payless.com)

Jimmy Choo for H&M: THE LAUNCH

The Jimmy Choo for H&M collection launched at a Hollywood Hills party on the weekend.

(above) Nicky Hilton rocked a fab champagne coloured pair of Jimmy Choos (not from the H&M line) with a fab beaded dress and crystal-studded clutch from the collection, and she totally nailed the look; Refreshing Californian just back from shopping in Paris (..and a little holiday in St.Tropez). 9/10

(above) TV presenter Cat Deeley needs to either get a stylist or fire the one she has now. Honey your at a JIMMY CHOO for H&M party for Christ`s sake! and your wearing a TOTALLY HOT Christopher Kane for Topshop dress and KILLER Givenchy heels.

1. H&M and Topshop are direct competitors.

2. YOUR AT A JIMMY CHOO PARTY SO WEAR SOME JIMMY CHOOS!

3. Do you even know where you are?

Cat Deeley = one GIANT faux pas 2/10

Now i never really say this but....thank the Lord the Hiltons were invited because it seems both of them are the only appropriately dressed ones who where in attendance (did i really just say that?).

Paris rocked a JC for H&M jumpsuit, belt, clutch and bangles.... and Louboutin boots but all is forgiven. 8/10

"The City" star Whitney Port (above), rocked a leather jacket, black mini and leopard booties (Louboutin?) with a Jimmy Choo clutch.  5/10

(above) Singer M.I.A. (no idea what shes doing) wore thigh high boots from the collection and some heinous top she tried to pass off as a dress. SOOOO over these kids thinking their all "quirky" and "ironic" with their outfit choices when really they just look cheap. BITCH PLEASE.

Sad but true.....

Taylor Jacobson, Rachel Zoe`s styling associate, has officialy left Rachel Zoe Inc. after four DEVINE years.

Now Taylor`s attitude might not have been liked by some (who cares), her styling skills were undeniably FABULOUS. So as much as she will be missed from the "Rachel Zoe Project", she is going on to bigger and better things which can only result in fabulousness. STAY TUNED.

(Photo source: bravotv.com)

Whats your fantasy?

The Ringleader aka Britney Spears has released her 8th fragrance, Circus Fantasy.

Spears`s line for Elizabeth Arden accounts for 35% of the celebrity fragrance market with no competitors coming close to her percentage.

The fragrance? Elizabeth Arden`s own description says it all, "Luscious fruits, tempting florals and creamy musks capture the magical atmosphere of the show with a colorful illusion of fun, sexiness and glamour".

The bottle is a beautiful blue with crimson crystals embellishments, packaged in a retro-circus type box.

FUN FACT: Britney`s skirt in the ad is Balenciaga.

(photo source: Eliazabetharden.com)

Mulberry + Apple = Tasty!

The eagerly anticipated collaboration between Mulberry and Apple is finally here! The collection will become available worldwide as of December 1st through http://www.mulberry.com/ and will surely be a hit with fashion-consious consumers.

(photo source: Mulberry.com)

List of accessories and (US$) prices after the jump.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

The single most powerful woman or make that person in fashion Anna Wintour is now 60 and she dosnt look a day over 50! The Icon and inspiration whether you like her or not (WE DO!) is fabulous and will be for many more years to come. VOGUE! *slow motion Vogueing*

MTV EMA`09: WHY?

WHY Katy Perry? WHY?!?!?!? This Victor & Rolf dress is not "cute" or "quirky" or "art" because this aint no runway honey and it sure aint no Vogue or Harper`s Bazaar photo shoot..... it`s the MTV Awards and you look like you got into the wrestling ring with a rat and then someone tried to drown you!

Someone call Rachel Zoe!

(photo source: Getty Images)

MTV EMA`09: OH.MY.GOD.

In the words of Perez Hilton, WACKY TACKY & TRUE. The trainwreck that is Lil`Kim wore THAT to the MTV EMA`s. LORD HELP THE CHILDREN.

What the hell did the invitation say? Wear the MOST FUG HOT MESS you could possibly buy/find/borrow? God damn people, LOOK INTO the mirror befor you leave! This is borderline porn!



(photo source: Getty Images)

MTV EMA`09: Beyoncè so-so

The one woman booty train that is Beyoncè rocked this futuristic dress which is reminiscent of a tame Lady Gaga outfit.BUT admitedly she looks hot, still another colour or material would have improved it GREATLEY, such as silk or chiffon.
Atelier Versace or Elie Saab?*



*(my guess)

(photo source: Getty Images)

MTV EMA`09: umm Shakira?

Shakira or Mariah? This girl just continues to come across contrived, sadly. Stop trying to be like the others and be yourself, There can only be one Britney, Mariah or J.LO honey.
P.S. What FUG shoes.


(photo source: Getty Images)

MTV EMA`09: The Host has entered the building

Oooh la la! Katy Perry aka The Host looked whimsical at the arrivals in a pink lace-detailed dress which has the lace go down her back. HOT.

(photo source: Getty Images)

MTV EMA`09: The devine Leona

Darling Leona`s outfit was so heinous and boring that i decided just to show bosom up.

Now the clothing might not have been good but DAYUM her hair looks sizzling! Loving all the hair on one side with the curls. The make-up is also nicely subtle yet still highlights her features.

(photo source: www.mtv.co.uk)